One fateful day Prince went to a shop that sold instruments and other musical items. Prince walked into the store and said, "Hello" to the nice young lady at the counter. Prince then asked, "Um, miss, do you happen to have a purple velvet piano?" The lady said, "Yep, right over there" she pointed at the corner of the room. And there, laying there in the corner there was a purple velvet piano. Prince glanced at the piano and he whispered softly, "How much?". The Lady told Prince, "Ninety-nine Prince dollars, please." Prince then pulled out 99 purple velvet dollars with Prince's face on it. On them, it said, "In booce we trust", He handed them to the lady. She gave the piano to Prince and he happily took it and said, "Thank you, ma'm!" And Prince walked out the door with his special piano. Prince rode home on his P.M. (Prince Mobile) with the piano. When he finally arrived home, he put the Piano in his room and played, "Come" for a couple hours. His neighbors got irritated and told him to stop, and he did. He went to sleep in gold, purple-velvet bed. When Prince woke up the next morning, he noticed something strange... All of his music CD's had gone missing! He frantically checked everywhere in the house. Prince never did find those CD's. He looked inside of his piano and found tons of thin mints. The piano then consumed Prince and screeched in a demonic voice, "Prepare to be bunged, Prince!" The demonic piano then started Bunging Prince's Booce. Prince's body was never found, Because they didn't search the piano. So, always remember to CHECK THE PIANO! Prince might be in there!